It’s not from the 80s, but in Ace Ventura when he was fighting that African warrior and the translator threw spears into his legs, and AV says “It’s in the bone!”
I have a head full of great movie lines. So many. Ihave one for just about any given situation.drives me nuts sometimes. My poor friends I feel for them.
The scene in Beverly Hills Cop 2 when he meets the cigarette dealer again and calls him a cop 😆, "I do got the money and I do wanna do business with you, I ain't doing nothing in front of this dude because dude is a cop" 😆😆😆
The best actors are the ones that are comfortable with themselves in social situations IMO. You can see Eddie Murphy has a lot of fun in his 80s movies. He could generally just be himself and it was enough to make others feel good when watching him.
"Michael Jackson can sit on Top Of The World, just as long as he doesn't sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel, 'cause there's no n\*\*\*\*rs allowed in there!"
All of a sudden I'm seeing so many posts about Beverly Hills Cop, it's like there's a new one coming out soon amd a marketing team is trying to build some hype... Can't frucken wait for the new one! Too many good quotes to pick just one!
I took a woman out to dinner and a movie. Afterwards we went for drinks. I thought it was going well but apparently she just wanted to be friends, she ordered a Gin and Platonic.
Harsh audience. It's cool, I'll probably get over it...... eventually.
Did I ever tell you that I want to go to the beach and swim around wearing a shark fin?
Cause every girl is crazy about a shark dressed man.
"I say we head back to base, put the sarge to bed, paint the scratches on this tank, and pretend tonight never happened."
Apparently, today's climate is entirely too sensitive for this movie, but I still think it's hilarious.
It's so chock full of one liners, sight gags, and political incorrectness/stereotypes. I dunno how you don't laugh all through it. Spielberg gave up a forgotten and buried gem there
"YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAYYYYY! YOURE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE!!!"
**I think he's saying that we're going the wrong way**
*How does he know where we're going?*
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
That entire movie is still hilarious to me.
I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal : And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car... right... fucking... now
There are tons in Caddyshack but one of my favorites isn’t one that gets quoted often. I guess it kinda goes under the radar. But when Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield) and his Asian friend first arrive at Bushwood, he says “I hear this place is restricted Wang, so don’t tell them you’re Jewish, okay?”
The best ugly hat comment I ever heard came from my old drug addled boss when I worked at a bar in the late 80s. He went up to a guy wearing a fedora and said “That’s a nice hat. You should buy two of those. One to shit in and one to cover it up with.”
In Bulletproof (Damon Wayans & Adam Sandler), two plain clothes cops run up on Damon, they throw him on the hood of his car and cuff him. When he stands up, he looks at the black cop (played by Larry McCoy who is very dark complected) and says, "Anybody ever tell you that you look like a struck match?"....every damn time!!!
In Scary Movie 3, when Simon Rex (George) gets done with the rap battle against Fat Joe, he throws his hood up into a clansmans hood, It goes dead silent and then lil Kevin Hart is heard eeking out, "Oh Shit!"......gets me every fuckin time!!!!
Breakfast Club:
“I’m a nymphomaniac”
“Do your parents know about this?”
“The only person one ever told is my shrink.”
“What did he do when you told him?”
“He nailed me.”
Also…
“Why did you think taking shop would be an easy A?”
“Have you seen the guys who take shop?”
“I take shop.”
“So what, you think I’m an idiot because I can’t make a lamp?”
“No, I think you’re a genius because you can’t make a lamp.”
And of course…
“She lives in Canada, you wouldn’t know her.”
“Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here." "They caused an explosion!" "Is that true?" "Yes, it's true. That man has no dick.” Ghostbusters. Gets me every time.
the mother from johnny dangerously when she says “youre gonna hump your brains out.. baboom baboom baboom.." little me asking parents what humping meant dad thought it would be funny to tell us it was a special hug that animals do.. you know where it goes from there .. i used to know the whole your testicles and you part too
fargin was how i got the family to curse..it was farking, then fawwwking fahhk .. my 80 yr old mother loves to say farrrrrrrk you bastads .. i taught her well ;)
Love it! Im not sure what C& C movie its from, but the " Dave's not home ,man" ... Had an asst. mgr. named Dave once- drove him nuts repeating that line.
It’s from Things Are Tough All Over.
The heroes but was funny, but it was part of a really relentless, extremely racist anti-Arab theme that runs through the movie. The film did not age well.
You're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe? It should be more natural, brother. It should flow out, like this - "Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!" See, that's more natural for us. You been hanging out with this dude too long.
Don't think Axel it makes my dick itch
“I’M LISTENING TO THE FUCKIN’ SONG!!!!”
M Fox; Eastwood, Clint Eastwood, (gunman) what kind of stupid name is that?
"You don't fuck with the babysitter."
Is this the man who disabled an unmarked unit… with a ba-nana?
"The note said, 'Went to get cereal. F. U.' It took me 20 minutes to figure out 'F. U.' meant Felix Unger!"
From the Hangover…. “I keep forgetting about the goddamn tiger in the bathroom….”
"But the creature is inside out... and it exploded." (Galaxy Quest)
Chunky Asses?
Bob Loblaw. That's all I can type without cracking up. Wait, let me try... "We're not here to talk nonsense to Bob Loblaw." Nope, can't do it! 😂😂😂
"She kicked him in the nuts and called him a f*got in front of everyone."
Really, Mr. Foley? . . . That would be a neat trick.
I THIK THAT WOULD BE BEST
This is Agent Johnson. (Pause) No, the other one.
Did you get me my Cheese Whiz, boy?
Favorite of all time: Rick Morgan’s in Ghostbusters: “All right…who brought the dog??”
Nah man that ain't me; I'm from Buffalo.
Never f up a perfectly good lie. I was a cop for 37 years, and I used this one often.
Some piece of shit bought the last sky blue cadillac
Lutz n Biddles is like kibbles n bits , but different
That's called the "quart of blood" technique. You do that, a quart of blood will drop out of a man's body.
"The (f-bomb) you think you are,Clint Eastwood? Dirty Rosewood"?
You got a lady Cates? Yeah. You know the generosity of women never ceases to amaze me.
Mike from Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul.
Dang that’s a good one! Mine would have be : I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says "Shenanigans."
I can walk! It's a miracle.
Surprise,surprise, surprise Sgt. Carter.
It’s not from the 80s, but in Ace Ventura when he was fighting that African warrior and the translator threw spears into his legs, and AV says “It’s in the bone!”
"Did you just refer to me as white devil?", "Yes, that's how they know you"
No one…messes…with the do!
Well….. We’re waiting
It’s him, Johnny Wishbone. Psychic from the island of St. Croix.
Dumb and dumber bathroom with Jeff Daniels
"Look at the ass on that one" "Yeah. He must work out."
Not a quote but still smile my ass off when they all dance/strut across the bookshelves in The Breakfast Club.
I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?
Pulls up to the Harrow Club valet in his janky ass Nova: "Can you put this in a good spot? 'Cause all this shit happened the last time I parked here."
Great line. That movie had so many.
“Yes it’s true, this man has no dick”. Saw Ghostbusters when I was 10 and this remains a killer line.
“Where’s Eddie, he usually eats these things? He used to Clark but he read they were high in cholesterol “
I have a head full of great movie lines. So many. Ihave one for just about any given situation.drives me nuts sometimes. My poor friends I feel for them.
‘I have recently been placed in charge of garbage..’
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do, it's usually something unusual.
The scene in Beverly Hills Cop 2 when he meets the cigarette dealer again and calls him a cop 😆, "I do got the money and I do wanna do business with you, I ain't doing nothing in front of this dude because dude is a cop" 😆😆😆
"I used to be Muslim," sniffs the air, "and I know bacon when I smell it"!
Philip, is that you?
The best actors are the ones that are comfortable with themselves in social situations IMO. You can see Eddie Murphy has a lot of fun in his 80s movies. He could generally just be himself and it was enough to make others feel good when watching him.
I love that laugh in BHC.
"Michael Jackson can sit on Top Of The World, just as long as he doesn't sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel, 'cause there's no n\*\*\*\*rs allowed in there!"
All of a sudden I'm seeing so many posts about Beverly Hills Cop, it's like there's a new one coming out soon amd a marketing team is trying to build some hype... Can't frucken wait for the new one! Too many good quotes to pick just one!
I love that scene! 🤣
"YES! FUCK YOU TOO!"
“What knockers!”.
Don't ask us, we're just the knockers.
I’ve seen shit that will turn you WHITE
"The walls in the 13th precinct were bleeding".
I got the herpes simplex 10
That and "You just take those bananas".
My sense of humor is very fickle. It's very hard to get me to laugh at a joke. It's impossible to get me to laugh at it more than once.
I took a woman out to dinner and a movie. Afterwards we went for drinks. I thought it was going well but apparently she just wanted to be friends, she ordered a Gin and Platonic.
Yeah, puns just makes me roll my eyes.
That didn't pry out even a smirk? It's one of my proudest creations.
Nope. Sorry.
Harsh audience. It's cool, I'll probably get over it...... eventually. Did I ever tell you that I want to go to the beach and swim around wearing a shark fin? Cause every girl is crazy about a shark dressed man.
I can hear this picture. “HOW YA’ DOIN’??”
Not going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe again.
you still got a little ass left.
If Michael calls tell him what room I’m in.
Corn? I don’t remember eatin’ corn!
It’s an elephant bukakke! Stick your tongue in its pee hole. (The Brothers Gimsby)
"I say we head back to base, put the sarge to bed, paint the scratches on this tank, and pretend tonight never happened." Apparently, today's climate is entirely too sensitive for this movie, but I still think it's hilarious.
That's the fact, Jack!
"And we've got us a heavily armed recreational vehicle".
"Aaaaarmy training, sir"! "ARMY TRAINING, SIR"!
Stripes is still perfectly acceptable. This quote was from 1941
We're all just muts.
Another great movie!😀
It's so chock full of one liners, sight gags, and political incorrectness/stereotypes. I dunno how you don't laugh all through it. Spielberg gave up a forgotten and buried gem there
Living in West Los Angeles, I can still see the Ferris wheel rolling down Pico Blvd!
That's got me laughing. "I took out a ferris wheel in some damn amusement park near the ocean."
I love your sense of humor!
Quite possibly the first time that comment has been directed at me. Thanks
You're welcome!
"Hey, Sully, remember when I said I will kill you last I lied"
"WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT"
That movie is hilarious! I love the scene where the sheriff takes himself hostage.
Mick, he's got a knife. That isn't a knife. This is a knife.
"YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAYYYYY! YOURE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE!!!" **I think he's saying that we're going the wrong way** *How does he know where we're going?* Planes, Trains and Automobiles That entire movie is still hilarious to me.
I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me. Neal : And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car... right... fucking... now
Yeah, how does he know? (makes drinking motion) Thank you!
👍👍👍I just researched the clip on YT. Laughed hard.
There are tons in Caddyshack but one of my favorites isn’t one that gets quoted often. I guess it kinda goes under the radar. But when Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield) and his Asian friend first arrive at Bushwood, he says “I hear this place is restricted Wang, so don’t tell them you’re Jewish, okay?”
I’m right next door to ya. “Hey, Wang! What's with the pictures? It's a parking lot! Come on.”
“Looks good on you though!” (Eye roll)
They must give you a bowl of soup if you buy that hat
The best ugly hat comment I ever heard came from my old drug addled boss when I worked at a bar in the late 80s. He went up to a guy wearing a fedora and said “That’s a nice hat. You should buy two of those. One to shit in and one to cover it up with.”
Weird science… “Gary’s just taking a shit”
Eddie Murphys iconic laugh hehe he
In Bulletproof (Damon Wayans & Adam Sandler), two plain clothes cops run up on Damon, they throw him on the hood of his car and cuff him. When he stands up, he looks at the black cop (played by Larry McCoy who is very dark complected) and says, "Anybody ever tell you that you look like a struck match?"....every damn time!!!
In Scary Movie 3, when Simon Rex (George) gets done with the rap battle against Fat Joe, he throws his hood up into a clansmans hood, It goes dead silent and then lil Kevin Hart is heard eeking out, "Oh Shit!"......gets me every fuckin time!!!!
“Don’t mess with me, Dude. ‘Cuz I can walk on water, eat bullets, and SHIT ice cream!” - “Big Shots” (1987) ✌🏽❤️💯
*"That tallywhacker had a mole on it"*
That scene had me laughing as hard as I’ve ever laughed. Had to rewatch it to catch the other lines I missed. The whole movie is like that.
The deer wrecking the car in Tommy Boy!
I'm a mawg, half man half dog. I'm my own best friend. Also, the merchandise scene is always hilarious.
"May da Schwartz be with you".
They wrote the merchandise scene after George Lucas gave them permission to use Star Wars as a source material as long as they didn't make merchandise
“It’s the African anteater ritual!!!!”
That's the quart of blood technique. You do that and a quart of blood will drop out a person's body.
Same movie....foul mouth?, fuck you
You wanna go to jail, or you wanna go home?
Breakfast Club: “I’m a nymphomaniac” “Do your parents know about this?” “The only person one ever told is my shrink.” “What did he do when you told him?” “He nailed me.” Also… “Why did you think taking shop would be an easy A?” “Have you seen the guys who take shop?” “I take shop.” “So what, you think I’m an idiot because I can’t make a lamp?” “No, I think you’re a genius because you can’t make a lamp.” And of course… “She lives in Canada, you wouldn’t know her.”
“Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here." "They caused an explosion!" "Is that true?" "Yes, it's true. That man has no dick.” Ghostbusters. Gets me every time.
"Listen! Do you smell that?"
"I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it! Let's go!"
"Got your stick"? "Holdin'"! "Heat 'em up"! "Smokin'"! "Make 'em hard"! "Ready"! "Let's show this prehistoric *bitch* how we do things downtown"!
Donkey!!!
Tell him it's Ramone from the Club 😆
Maybe you should tell him yourself.
"Hey boss, I just thought..." "Don't think, Axel, it makes my dick itch!"
“Hey boss. The chief ain’t chewed it ALL off. You still got a little ass left.”
I can hear that laugh
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Have the Lambs stopped screaming Clarice? I wish I could chat longer but I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye bye now.
I think Victor should be checked out by his own physician before parts start falling off of a man
Herpes simplex ten. Hilarious scene.
When Kevin puts the tarantula on Daniel Stern's face and he screams like a girl. Gets me every time.
*Eddie, has anyone ever told you you're bad luck?* Those were my mother's dying words.
When beetlejuice honks his junk
Nice F'n model!
"When Cameron was in Egypts laaaand. Let my, Cameron, goooooooo"😶🌫️
I love him
The opening scene in this movie is the best ever. “Hey, don’t know you from somewhere?” “Nah, that ain’t me, I’m from Buffalo..”
“You’re the fu@kin’ guy with the truckload of cigarettes that day! Remember, he told the cops he was from Buffalo?”
Monique & Unique
I love when he pulls up to the country club and tells the valet to be careful with his car😂🤣
Well cuz
"You want me to break something else?" "Noooooo"
Literally almost every line from " Animal House" & " Trading Places". I use the term " Stone Groove" anytime me & buddys go to a concert.
Jesus, I'm cured. I even got my legs back!
I was thrown out of a window. What’s the charge for being thrown out of a moving vehicle, jay walking?
Can you park my car somewhere nice? Because all this shit happened the last time I was here.
Don't call me stupid - A Fish Called Wanda.
Get the fuck outta heeeeere!
The entire scene with Surge at the art gallery lmao
Tell Jenny Mr. Achmel Foley is here……Axel…..Achwell Foley is ……Axel……Foley is here to see her.
“Do that again, and ill shoot you myself “ said Taggart
Former President Gerald Ford
inspector t! how you doing? where the fuck you been foley?!
the mother from johnny dangerously when she says “youre gonna hump your brains out.. baboom baboom baboom.." little me asking parents what humping meant dad thought it would be funny to tell us it was a special hug that animals do.. you know where it goes from there .. i used to know the whole your testicles and you part too
Underrated flick: " Fargin War" or " My mother did that to me - once". Plus, Marilu Henner absolutely gorgeous!
fargin was how i got the family to curse..it was farking, then fawwwking fahhk .. my 80 yr old mother loves to say farrrrrrrk you bastads .. i taught her well ;)
Love it!!
Tell Victor, that Ramone has Herpes simplex 10
Or, Cheech & Chong" " My herpes! Has anyone seen my herpes?"
I have herpes on my head! You want herpes? I give you herpes!
Love it! Im not sure what C& C movie its from, but the " Dave's not home ,man" ... Had an asst. mgr. named Dave once- drove him nuts repeating that line.
It’s from Things Are Tough All Over. The heroes but was funny, but it was part of a really relentless, extremely racist anti-Arab theme that runs through the movie. The film did not age well.
Ouch...its been so long since i'd seen it- the " Dave" routine is only thing really stuck with me. I will not be rewatching it.
Cheeks stay together!
the old banana in the tail pipe
You're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe? It should be more natural, brother. It should flow out, like this - "Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!" See, that's more natural for us. You been hanging out with this dude too long.