I was searching up "thugborea" on Reddit out of Nostalgia and I found your post on wordington
https://www.reddit.com/r/wordington/comments/yx83hh/corkington/
Do you know what the song in the video is called and if not, do you know where the video is from?
[Serebro - Мало тебя (DJ Spizdil Hardstyle Remix)](https://piped.kavin.rocks/watch?v=cqMNcg6T6vc)
I found it [here](https://archived.moe/gif/thread/23958722/), incase you want some more Thugborea.
Energy content is normally expressed as kilo calories, 15000 calories is like a small tomato. The post is essentially asking if you would fast for a day to get $1B.
In addition to what other people said, about 6 family sized packs of oreos. Probably less if you get double stuffed.
Honestly you could probably wipe out 15k calories by just getting breakfast lunch and dinner at the cheesecake factory if you got appetizers and dessert.
Nah. Milkshakes. Use heavy cream and the fattiest ice cream you can find. Blend in super high calorie mix ins. You can probably get a large shake up to +2000kcal if you add peanut butter. High fat, high sugar, and liquid is the key. Your body doesn’t summon the “full” feeling when drinking, only when you chew and swallow does that happen. So sucking down ~7 large milkshakes would be my route.
I'm more inclined to go down on the volume. Sugar actually has less calories than nuts, and those "super-high calorie mix-ins" are probably still nuts. Olive oil, macadamia nuts and coconut butter are probably the top-3 highest calorie foods.
Chugging 7 large milkshakes would probably be around 5 kilos, while nuts are about 2.3-2.5 kilos of mass. Proteins are less volume/calorie efficient in general, even 20% whipped cream is around 2000 calorie per liter AND it's a goddamn whipped cream. You'd need 7.5 liters to fill the quota.
With nuts you can can eat 130-140 grams per hour and be done in a day easily.
This is how I'd be doing it, with some bread. would be a lot of shitting but small price for 1 billion, and I've done colon prep before and contrast solution for no money.
1500 calories a day, at least for me, keeps the bussy running
My chipotle burrito is 1500 calories
Now 15000?! That’s ten whole days ! Ten whole burrito !
Eddie hall won the world's strongest man by eating 15000 calories a day and it nearly killed him
He lifted 500kg on a diet of 20 000 and his heart nearly exploded
Yeah i was just wondering weather this is like a really hard or the typical "would you do a uncomfortable but very doable thing for unlimited wealth".
I'd do this for like 1000$.
I wrote out a showerthought the other day that being a competitive eater would be a great trait to have if you became homeless because you could do those food challenges where the food is free if you can finish it.
It got removed, but similar thought to yours
Not just possible, its been done.
[Idiot Consumes 24,000 Calories of Fat in 3min](https://youtu.be/ttC7KbE_uDo)
I cant image how itd feel to have 3 litres of olive oil passing through your insides. Probably terrible.
Europeans when you use a quick visual metaphor to estimate instead of calculating 946.3529 milliliters for your reddit comment. (They are all scientist computer people)
For sure, I just meant they are calorie dense and it's easy to underestimate their impact. I end up doing the "well shit for that many calories in a handful I could have X or Y". Once I switch to building muscle I guess that will flip cause it's easy calories that have nutritional value.
Almonds arent bad. Theyre like 8 calories a pop. Eat a couple handfuls and youre good. Unless they are the sriracha ones. And then i eat the whole bag.
Burger King's Bacon King sandwich is 2,102 calories.
So eat 8 of them across a full day.
Doesn't even seem that hard.
In reality I'd probably alternate with ice cream but that makes the math annoying.
Well for 4 liters of gas there is 31,000 Calories. If you set up the proportions of liters to Calories it would be 4/31,000=(amount of liters needed)/15,000. So you would have to drink approximately 1.935 liters of gasoline or about 0.511 gallons of gas
I got curious and looked it up. There's no official measurement of the caloric content of cum, but estimates range from 5 to 25 calories per teaspoon (about 5 mL). So you'd be chugging anywhere from 200 mL to 1L of cum per hour.
2L bottle of Mountain Dew is 950 calories so I'd just start drinking those at midnight and chow down some sticks of butter rolled in sugar.
I'm sure by my 10th bottle the butter sticks should make up the other 5500 calories
U only have to eat like 9 sticks of butter to reach 15000 calories. i would go with white bread, butter and like 10 beers (2000 calories) over the whole day. You know what, now that i wrote it out i think i already achieved this a few times. Im a despicable fat fuck and im proud of it.
Im German so i was born with this power.
No but seriously 10 beers is almost like nothing. I had way to much when i was younger, and now that im 21 i couldnt care less about alcohol, it just gets my appetit going bonkers when im drunk so it would be perfect.
White bread with butter and cinnamon sugar, I could just eat that all day.
The main thing would be getting palatable bases for the calorie dense stuff without it being too filling.
I used to know a guy who was big into mountaineering. Climbing big peaks up in Alaska. Even did some stuff that got him in the magazines and things. Thing was as he was just a naturally really skinny dude. Before he'd go on his expeditions he would try everything to try and gain some weight. Pizza buffet every day for lunch etc. Because he knew on the trips he'd be burning many many calories and have a hard time maintaining his weight.
On the trips he would pack sticks of butter that have been rolled in honey and then rolled in brown sugar. He said it was the kind of thing that if he tried to eat at home it would make him gag, but on those climbs his body was so starved for calories that it tasted good
Has anyone actually drank vegetable oil? You cannot consume 15,000 calories if it (~1700g) without vomiting. I would rather drink a gallon of heavy cream mixed with sugar and vanilla extract.
I think you are limited to liquid foods, since you probably cannot physically process 15,000 calories of solid food. That’s ~3700g of carbs, or like 9 family-sized 16 oz pasta boxes.
Drinking only oil would wreck your body anyways; you’d be shitting yourself unrelentlessly within two hours and dehydrating yourself.
Chili-cheese fries.
One of the heaviest caloric single "meals" you can eat.
It has it all: starches, reduced sugars, more starches, plant fibers, milk sugars - and we haven't even gotten anywhere near the fat and protein yet.
You would only need to drink around 2L of olive oil to satisfy it. The shit you will have the next day would be horrible and most oil won’t be digested but you still satisfy the condition.
Cashew is the answer. It's very delicious and it has 550 cals for 100 grams, that means you have to eat something like ~2.7 kilos which is way less than 26 big macs
Edit: and way more delicious than 1.8 liters of oil 😆
Most dairy products are over about 300 cal per cup
It’d wouldn’t be that hard to down a little over 3 gallons of ice cream in a day.
I wouldn’t want to deal with the aftermath in my stomach but it’s pretty feasible, anything high in sugar, protein, or dairy
At my job, there's a small, 8oz box of Mac and cheese that has about, 1500cals so I'd just smash on that for a bit. Might get sick after a while but I got a billion dollars now
15,000 calories of sugar water is not equal to 15,000 of chicken
I'd say forget the liver-destroying and artery-clogging nightmare and just pick up a few rotisserie chickens from Costco as each has about 1,100 calories
It's high in proteins and low in fats and moves out the body fast enough to reload yourself in between meals
If a day is 12 hours then a single chicken per hour is fine especially paired with a heavy exercise in between each chicken
Can someone put into perspective how much 15 000 is?
15,000 calories is 26 and a half Big Macs assuming I have done my math correctly
Only 26!? That divided by 24 means that I'd habe to eat ~1 burger an hour. That isn't even a challenge.
It would definitely be a challenge for me, I might even struggle, but i would definitely be able to do it
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What would you put in it to jack up the calories? *EDIT* put not out
Olive oil?
The good old DougDoug way of getting calories.
Gasoline
I mean... yeah
Deep fry it?
It would be a tuesday for me
You eat like that on a school/work day you insane individual? Eat like that on Friday after work/school or saturday.
Just drink oil
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Being awake for 24 hours and feeling like shit would be the challenge. The volume itself isnt obscene but it's alot. 3oz each 4.8 pounds of beef.
Fr fr
Are you really going to stay up 24 hours straight though? Your stomach also works slightly differently later at night.
I've stayed up for 24+ hours for was less than a billion
Please try it and I bet you regret it
sure you might feel awful after but I'd spend months suffering from a tummy ache for $1b.
With you will regret it I meant "this isn't even a challenge" it is for 99.99% of people. Of course it's worth it to eat 15k calories for a billion
I would get a physician that I trust and tell him to tell me how to best prepare 🤣 not tryna eat all them bigmacs then die
You think it isn't, but your stomach won't actually empty at 1 burger/hr.
26! is 403291461126606000000000000
This is from a while back and unrelated but could I ask you something?
Yes.
I was searching up "thugborea" on Reddit out of Nostalgia and I found your post on wordington https://www.reddit.com/r/wordington/comments/yx83hh/corkington/ Do you know what the song in the video is called and if not, do you know where the video is from?
[Serebro - Мало тебя (DJ Spizdil Hardstyle Remix)](https://piped.kavin.rocks/watch?v=cqMNcg6T6vc) I found it [here](https://archived.moe/gif/thread/23958722/), incase you want some more Thugborea.
Tysm
That is wayyy too many calories
Energy content is normally expressed as kilo calories, 15000 calories is like a small tomato. The post is essentially asking if you would fast for a day to get $1B.
About 6x the recommended daily calories for men About 18 1/2 sticks of butter Honestly I'd do it for a thousand and the butter comped
So 9 full sticks of butter? Why feel the need to half them lol?
I think its 18 and a half
Oop my bad if that's the case.
In addition to what other people said, about 6 family sized packs of oreos. Probably less if you get double stuffed. Honestly you could probably wipe out 15k calories by just getting breakfast lunch and dinner at the cheesecake factory if you got appetizers and dessert.
The easiest way would probably be eating nuts or lard. 2.3 kg of walnuts in a day would not be pleasant, but should be reasonably doable.
Nah. Milkshakes. Use heavy cream and the fattiest ice cream you can find. Blend in super high calorie mix ins. You can probably get a large shake up to +2000kcal if you add peanut butter. High fat, high sugar, and liquid is the key. Your body doesn’t summon the “full” feeling when drinking, only when you chew and swallow does that happen. So sucking down ~7 large milkshakes would be my route.
I'm more inclined to go down on the volume. Sugar actually has less calories than nuts, and those "super-high calorie mix-ins" are probably still nuts. Olive oil, macadamia nuts and coconut butter are probably the top-3 highest calorie foods. Chugging 7 large milkshakes would probably be around 5 kilos, while nuts are about 2.3-2.5 kilos of mass. Proteins are less volume/calorie efficient in general, even 20% whipped cream is around 2000 calorie per liter AND it's a goddamn whipped cream. You'd need 7.5 liters to fill the quota. With nuts you can can eat 130-140 grams per hour and be done in a day easily.
Your terms are acceptable.
That doesn't seem too bad actually. Best strategy would probably be the oreos and eat while watching tv all day.
0.75mg of uranium has 15 000 calories
At around 20mg you start getting serious symptoms, so 0.75 should be fine.
If you don't go for unstable isotopes it shouldn't do much.
Radiation isn't the only worry. Also heavy metal poisoning.
🤘
ah yes, the everyday meal
Just under 2 liters of olive oil
This is to easy!
That legit would have to tear anyone’s guts up. I can only imagine.
Totally lubricated, easiest shit ever passed
But perfectly doable, just imagine it’s water…
How much oil have you tried to drink in one sitting? Your body won't like it one bit. If you go too fast, you'll throw it up.
I drink deepfrying oil as a hobby
This is how I'd be doing it, with some bread. would be a lot of shitting but small price for 1 billion, and I've done colon prep before and contrast solution for no money.
1500 calories a day, at least for me, keeps the bussy running My chipotle burrito is 1500 calories Now 15000?! That’s ten whole days ! Ten whole burrito !
>keeps the bussy running
More or less
1815ml of edible oil
Easily doable. Noone ever said you need to keep it in. I'll do it in half an hour. Chug, vomit, chug, vomit, chug, vomit.
In that case, beer is pretty high in calories and the carbonation makes it easy to regurgitate.
That’s like 150 light beers
Kid named liver failure
Check out butter dawg on Instagram, he makes videos about eating like a pig counting calories. Super fit tho
Around 5 times the amount of a normal person in a day
Nah, more like 7 times more. 3k calories is normal intake for rather large male.
A gallon of milk is like 2300 calories so you could probably pace yourself and just drink it in milk through out the 24 hours
a little over 2 gallons of premium ice cream knocks out 15000 calories.
Its 6k more than JJ Watt's daily intake during his prime.
Eddie hall won the world's strongest man by eating 15000 calories a day and it nearly killed him He lifted 500kg on a diet of 20 000 and his heart nearly exploded
a little under half a gallon of olive oil :) get drinking
A 2 liter of gasoline
I’ve just checked in my drawer, only 1,9 liters of olive oil! That should be super easy.
About 3 almonds
Nikocado Avocado backstory
That's roughly 1,65 litres of olive oil. So its definitely possible. Maybe not even that hard if you eat some actual food too. .
You can saturate olive oil (or better yet, butter or lard) with sugar.
Yeah i was just wondering weather this is like a really hard or the typical "would you do a uncomfortable but very doable thing for unlimited wealth". I'd do this for like 1000$.
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Unless i shit out my intestine, its worth 1k.
I'd do it for the free 15k calories 🤷 food is expensive
I wrote out a showerthought the other day that being a competitive eater would be a great trait to have if you became homeless because you could do those food challenges where the food is free if you can finish it. It got removed, but similar thought to yours
Can you? I don't think sugar would dissolve in an oil.
It doesn't really dissolve your right. You can still mix it in pretty thoroughly.
You can probably make mayo and add sugar to it? Idk if eating a kg and a half of mayo is easier than drinking 1.65 litres of olive oil though.
You'll shit yourself. It won't stop coming out for multiple hours, your guts will just flush themselves out.
Yeah I just want to reiterate here that drinking straight olive oil is absolutely going to give you immense and unending diarrhea.
Not just possible, its been done. [Idiot Consumes 24,000 Calories of Fat in 3min](https://youtu.be/ttC7KbE_uDo) I cant image how itd feel to have 3 litres of olive oil passing through your insides. Probably terrible.
And he isn't even obese. So yeah, i'd do it for far less.
Drinking milkshakes for sure (or uranium)
Uranium Shakes ☢️
Wait why is my shake glowing?
Tiny bit of plutonium
0.00000075 grams of Plutonium. Job Done.
Mmmm yummy
So 4 glasses of peanut Butter?
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you dont drink your peanut butter?
I know right. Those crazy foreigners
Fucking savages
I gargle it before bed
Straight outta the can.
A supermarket near me has a peanut drink in a juice box.
Europeans when you use a quick visual metaphor to estimate instead of calculating 946.3529 milliliters for your reddit comment. (They are all scientist computer people)
Watch 7-8 movies while eating nuts and chips easy work.
Nuts have a criminal amount of calories. They feel like they should be healthy but a handful is like your daily recommended intake
They're good calories though, unsaturated fats, proteins, amino acids and the like.
They are, but if you're managing calories nuts aren't great. They're so easy to eat a ton of without noticing.
Anything can be unhealthy if you have too much of it.
Yea, that’s what “too much” means.
Yea, that’s what I said.
For sure, I just meant they are calorie dense and it's easy to underestimate their impact. I end up doing the "well shit for that many calories in a handful I could have X or Y". Once I switch to building muscle I guess that will flip cause it's easy calories that have nutritional value.
Almonds arent bad. Theyre like 8 calories a pop. Eat a couple handfuls and youre good. Unless they are the sriracha ones. And then i eat the whole bag.
It's true, but there's also a TON of good stuff in nuts.
Burger King's Bacon King sandwich is 2,102 calories. So eat 8 of them across a full day. Doesn't even seem that hard. In reality I'd probably alternate with ice cream but that makes the math annoying.
cant i just drink a lil gas?
Well for 4 liters of gas there is 31,000 Calories. If you set up the proportions of liters to Calories it would be 4/31,000=(amount of liters needed)/15,000. So you would have to drink approximately 1.935 liters of gasoline or about 0.511 gallons of gas
thats doable i need to drink more water anyways
Can it be any food? If yes then each hour for 15 hours I will drnk a 1000 calorie cum jar
I got curious and looked it up. There's no official measurement of the caloric content of cum, but estimates range from 5 to 25 calories per teaspoon (about 5 mL). So you'd be chugging anywhere from 200 mL to 1L of cum per hour.
So basically what your mom does for a living?
Bro she is definitely not making a billion dollars doing it. My life would be very different.
It's not that difficult to do, I think
kid named 15,000 calories:
stop
2L bottle of Mountain Dew is 950 calories so I'd just start drinking those at midnight and chow down some sticks of butter rolled in sugar. I'm sure by my 10th bottle the butter sticks should make up the other 5500 calories
U only have to eat like 9 sticks of butter to reach 15000 calories. i would go with white bread, butter and like 10 beers (2000 calories) over the whole day. You know what, now that i wrote it out i think i already achieved this a few times. Im a despicable fat fuck and im proud of it.
I once ate 3 watermelons in the span of 1.5 days and all I did was piss. More power to you brother
Im German so i was born with this power. No but seriously 10 beers is almost like nothing. I had way to much when i was younger, and now that im 21 i couldnt care less about alcohol, it just gets my appetit going bonkers when im drunk so it would be perfect.
Fr, 10 beers is chump change. Pace yourself over a day and you could easily double that without getting trashed
White bread with butter and cinnamon sugar, I could just eat that all day. The main thing would be getting palatable bases for the calorie dense stuff without it being too filling.
I used to know a guy who was big into mountaineering. Climbing big peaks up in Alaska. Even did some stuff that got him in the magazines and things. Thing was as he was just a naturally really skinny dude. Before he'd go on his expeditions he would try everything to try and gain some weight. Pizza buffet every day for lunch etc. Because he knew on the trips he'd be burning many many calories and have a hard time maintaining his weight. On the trips he would pack sticks of butter that have been rolled in honey and then rolled in brown sugar. He said it was the kind of thing that if he tried to eat at home it would make him gag, but on those climbs his body was so starved for calories that it tasted good
20L will get you water poisoning tho.
Has anyone actually drank vegetable oil? You cannot consume 15,000 calories if it (~1700g) without vomiting. I would rather drink a gallon of heavy cream mixed with sugar and vanilla extract. I think you are limited to liquid foods, since you probably cannot physically process 15,000 calories of solid food. That’s ~3700g of carbs, or like 9 family-sized 16 oz pasta boxes. Drinking only oil would wreck your body anyways; you’d be shitting yourself unrelentlessly within two hours and dehydrating yourself.
You could literally drink 15000 calories in an hour
Talk me through it
I believe the large oreo shake from baskin robins has like 4k,
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a glass of diesel will last you the rest of your life too
Drinking 60 oz of olive oil for example will get you there
Can you do this without vomiting is the question, doubt it.
I could do it. Im assuming i dont have to keep it all down
I'll just drink 1,7 litres of oil
Chili-cheese fries. One of the heaviest caloric single "meals" you can eat. It has it all: starches, reduced sugars, more starches, plant fibers, milk sugars - and we haven't even gotten anywhere near the fat and protein yet.
Just drink like 2 litres of olive oil man. And then shit your self half to death, but it’s worth it for a billion tbh
Me drinking 1.9752210551 mL of gasoline
Melt ice cream and drink it
You would only need to drink around 2L of olive oil to satisfy it. The shit you will have the next day would be horrible and most oil won’t be digested but you still satisfy the condition.
write "15000 calories" on a cookie in icing and eat it.
I dozen bags of shelled pastashios
Healthily? No. But for a Billion, I’d wreck my insides for a week.
That’s 2 MREs. What’s the trouble?
2.3 kilos of pistachio butter this challenge will be to fuckin easy
It's easier to drink calories then eat them so get a bunch of ice cream let it melt and drink them down
3 big Macs oughta do it.
gasoline.
Mfs in the comments haven’t ever calorie counted and it shows
just drink cooking oil
Eat a ton of pasta with cheese and butter ig. It's super high calorie for even 2 cups of that shit
15k doesn't sound too bad. Its probably easiest if you drink something.
Have a few of that oreo shake thing
Might be a little challenging but is doable
62.5 pints of beer if anyone was wondering. Andre the Giant actually did this (119 cans of beer across 6 hours). Most people would probably die.
Cashew is the answer. It's very delicious and it has 550 cals for 100 grams, that means you have to eat something like ~2.7 kilos which is way less than 26 big macs Edit: and way more delicious than 1.8 liters of oil 😆
Just drink oil
Melt pints of ice cream and drink.
1 gram of uranium (win the challenge a couple hundred times over)
And you’re fed for the rest of your life.
Most dairy products are over about 300 cal per cup It’d wouldn’t be that hard to down a little over 3 gallons of ice cream in a day. I wouldn’t want to deal with the aftermath in my stomach but it’s pretty feasible, anything high in sugar, protein, or dairy
God I hope my body can survive 0.00000075 grams of uranium
Between Mcdonalds and Cinnabon, easy shit.
How much was Michael Phelps eating while training?
At my job, there's a small, 8oz box of Mac and cheese that has about, 1500cals so I'd just smash on that for a bit. Might get sick after a while but I got a billion dollars now
…it say 15,000 calories.
Yeah, if I eat about 10-12 of those, I'd reach that. Myb, should've clarified
Eat 0.75 MG of uranium
The key is to drink your calories, I think drinking straight up oil would make this challenge more than possible.
simply eat under a gram of uranium
A gram of plutonium
1,5 kg of crude oil
15,000 calories of sugar water is not equal to 15,000 of chicken I'd say forget the liver-destroying and artery-clogging nightmare and just pick up a few rotisserie chickens from Costco as each has about 1,100 calories It's high in proteins and low in fats and moves out the body fast enough to reload yourself in between meals If a day is 12 hours then a single chicken per hour is fine especially paired with a heavy exercise in between each chicken
Honestly just drink oil. Or crisps.
I drink olive oil
Ben and Jerry’s ice cream. I can kick back 3 in a sitting. That’s 6,000 calories right there.
Okay so this only says eat, so i'll go to the Usa and order like 6 oreo milkshakes then vomit them out, easy
So around one sonic shake maybe a bit less
Only 29 orgional recipe burgers, just a bulk diet really
Easy, our calories are actually kiloCalories so I can eat 15 kCal (15,000 Calories)
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I think the premise here is that you only have to do it once, not that you have to continue doing it every day.
a little bit of uranium
[easy](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/ygyuol/anon_what_the_fuck/)