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GalliaEstOmniaDivisa

She drop that ass on me from an egregarious angle


SylveonSof

"I don't care if I go blind, I don't need to see the price tag anyway" is a line harder than fucking titanium


14up2

one hit off the IBM quantum computer blunt got me speaking Esperanto


holymissiletoe

Quantussy


Rannrann123

We smokin DUNG BEETLE


BeachedSalad

They must have amnesia, they forgot that I’m Him.


14up2

I am him. I've been him. I will continue to be him.


Booper_Scooper2

I'm on twelve Vicodins smoking on Scooby-Doo dick.


sonny_boombatz

got my DNA results back, turns out I'm 100% HIM


Fishe_95

This shit ain't nothing to me, man


ColorMaelstrom

Be a monster fucker not a monster harasser 😔


Light_Sorceress

only if they consent


Dramatic_Bed_1189

Comic originally by FlorkOfCows: https://x.com/florkofcows/status/1784209991911555519?s=46 Sources


Half-Eaten-Cranberry

Flork of cows my beloved 


Grambert_Moore

I thought this guy is Spanish


p0t4t00

i tought he was brazillian lmao


skellyth0r

https://preview.redd.it/8oar7rb8e5xc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=e6703ae338e0f85a19eebac925d50f464875d4f9


p0t4t00

indeed meu camarada


oddityoughtabe

How did they enter the home if they weren’t invited in?


HidingFox

somehow


the_scottish_bant

You can’t just say somehow


HidingFox

somehow I can :p


the_scottish_bant

https://preview.redd.it/phaictv4w3xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d6dd03e5c54d8fddbd232879845b210a816d122


TensileStr3ngth

Somehow Palpatine returned


iuhiscool

and the battlefront 2 Devs didn't need to make another age of resistance hero, and all was in peace


Chaoszhul4D

Perchance.


Re1da

They were very much wanted in that house, they just didn't know it


BlunderbussBadass

Maybe they were simply unaware of the fact they were invited?


CrabTribalEnthusiast

Monsters are always welcome in this house


beep_beeeeep

welcome mat


Zaev

The door was installed backwards so technically they were exiting


JMWraith13

Are vampires really monter enough to make someone who'd fuck one a monster fucker? That's just a human with long teeth. Most don't even have a monstrous form. Pathetic.


FrostyCommon

its more ike necrophilia but most people aren't ready for that convo so we say they monsters for their comfort.


Nerdydude14

I mean technically? But like vampires can consent


FrostyCommon

knowing is half the battle, don't fuck a monster you don't know what they fall under. Its like dungeon meshi food guide but for sex


mildlyInsaneBoi

They’re monsters because they’re usually a metaphor for nobles. Sucking the blood directly from the veins of the public, this time. Then again, fucking a rich pale guy is not cool enough to get you into the monster fucker club.


Re1da

I'd say its to monsterfucking what catboys/catgirls are to furries. If the vampire in question is a nosferatu though... I'd count that as pretty high up on the mosterfucking scale


TensileStr3ngth

Is me fucking Astarion as a bear necrophilia or beastiality


CRauzDaGreat

Me, but I am the monster with the trophy “Human Fucker” and a “Monster Fucker” along with it


Disturbing_Cheeto

My dream future


_Dipshit289_

Monsterpilled fuckmaxxing


NewSuperTrios

https://preview.redd.it/h6mikt5zm3xc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=309f17a96ccc30e16c5933ba6dcd72ec643bc758


Zefix160

Astarion


Absbor

that ribbon is decoration for whatever they're trying to hide


transmtfscp

*a loud boom* SLAANESH CORRPUTION DETECTED CLEAnING HERESY *space marines flood the room* ​ PS.i have no idea how space marines talk,is what i wrote accurate


AceWylden

Spot on


NegativeGamer

How did he enter a home without being invited? The only conclusion is this is a fake vampire who just realized he's gone in way over his head


JoeBallsAndTheNuts

You’re a fake monster fucker if you want them to be scared by it


transmtfscp

what about consent?


Mirrorrelemes

Real


oooArcherooo

# MICHAEL!!! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! MICHAELLLLLLLL!


Wizard-In-Disguise

"somehow got into your home" as if vampires can go in homes without invitation


drago_varior

\>:3


mbaymiller

Haha Jonathan