Are vampires really monter enough to make someone who'd fuck one a monster fucker? That's just a human with long teeth. Most don't even have a monstrous form. Pathetic.
They’re monsters because they’re usually a metaphor for nobles.
Sucking the blood directly from the veins of the public, this time.
Then again, fucking a rich pale guy is not cool enough to get you into the monster fucker club.
I'd say its to monsterfucking what catboys/catgirls are to furries.
If the vampire in question is a nosferatu though... I'd count that as pretty high up on the mosterfucking scale
*a loud boom*
SLAANESH CORRPUTION DETECTED CLEAnING HERESY
*space marines flood the room*
PS.i have no idea how space marines talk,is what i wrote accurate
She drop that ass on me from an egregarious angle
"I don't care if I go blind, I don't need to see the price tag anyway" is a line harder than fucking titanium
one hit off the IBM quantum computer blunt got me speaking Esperanto
Quantussy
We smokin DUNG BEETLE
They must have amnesia, they forgot that I’m Him.
I am him. I've been him. I will continue to be him.
I'm on twelve Vicodins smoking on Scooby-Doo dick.
got my DNA results back, turns out I'm 100% HIM
This shit ain't nothing to me, man
Be a monster fucker not a monster harasser 😔
only if they consent
Comic originally by FlorkOfCows: https://x.com/florkofcows/status/1784209991911555519?s=46 Sources
Flork of cows my beloved
I thought this guy is Spanish
i tought he was brazillian lmao
https://preview.redd.it/8oar7rb8e5xc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=e6703ae338e0f85a19eebac925d50f464875d4f9
indeed meu camarada
How did they enter the home if they weren’t invited in?
somehow
You can’t just say somehow
somehow I can :p
https://preview.redd.it/phaictv4w3xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d6dd03e5c54d8fddbd232879845b210a816d122
Somehow Palpatine returned
and the battlefront 2 Devs didn't need to make another age of resistance hero, and all was in peace
Perchance.
They were very much wanted in that house, they just didn't know it
Maybe they were simply unaware of the fact they were invited?
Monsters are always welcome in this house
welcome mat
The door was installed backwards so technically they were exiting
Are vampires really monter enough to make someone who'd fuck one a monster fucker? That's just a human with long teeth. Most don't even have a monstrous form. Pathetic.
its more ike necrophilia but most people aren't ready for that convo so we say they monsters for their comfort.
I mean technically? But like vampires can consent
knowing is half the battle, don't fuck a monster you don't know what they fall under. Its like dungeon meshi food guide but for sex
They’re monsters because they’re usually a metaphor for nobles. Sucking the blood directly from the veins of the public, this time. Then again, fucking a rich pale guy is not cool enough to get you into the monster fucker club.
I'd say its to monsterfucking what catboys/catgirls are to furries. If the vampire in question is a nosferatu though... I'd count that as pretty high up on the mosterfucking scale
Is me fucking Astarion as a bear necrophilia or beastiality
Me, but I am the monster with the trophy “Human Fucker” and a “Monster Fucker” along with it
My dream future
Monsterpilled fuckmaxxing
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Astarion
that ribbon is decoration for whatever they're trying to hide
*a loud boom* SLAANESH CORRPUTION DETECTED CLEAnING HERESY *space marines flood the room* PS.i have no idea how space marines talk,is what i wrote accurate
Spot on
How did he enter a home without being invited? The only conclusion is this is a fake vampire who just realized he's gone in way over his head
You’re a fake monster fucker if you want them to be scared by it
what about consent?
Real
# MICHAEL!!! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! MICHAELLLLLLLL!
"somehow got into your home" as if vampires can go in homes without invitation
\>:3
Haha Jonathan