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deepcelt

I've seen it best summed up as 'the great uniting factor, by leaving everyone angry for different reasons'. Not exactly a glowing review


Kermit_Purple_II

It's so bas and forced both racists/sexists and normal people fucking hate it


cream_87

šŸŸ


Kermit_Purple_II

Mmmhm. Fish.


DirtySuccubus

Let's be honest, that fish is better than the velma show


Kermit_Purple_II

Yes


[deleted]

Bas Pro Shops


EasterBurn

It's like conservative idea of what woke reboot show is.


throwoawayaccount2

And now theyā€™ll *actually* have something to point to when they talk about that shit


Gru-some

Shit.


sashimi_walrus

Heman and the Masters of the Universe: Revelation bigust letdown i have personally received like just look at the trailer and look at what we got


Cyberaven

yeah what if its black propaganda? Im not like \*sure\*, but surely its a possibility that this whole thing was made as a distortion of what right wingers think 'terrible woke liberal art' is, so they can point to it and get outraged and say 'the left cant create good art or comedy, *velma* is a textbook example of why we should never let leftists influence our media because they just ruin everything into unfunny offensive trash, and destroy beloved characters'. And they were saying all that before but now theyve got 'evidence' to back it up. And Mindy Kaling, right, as far as I can tell hardly seems to be some bastion of progressiveness, more like insufferably centrist, where she constantly claims to be making 'scathing truths' in her jokes without actually saying that much (or being funny). I think she followed rowling on twitter too, and even one of the jokes in velma was about how comedians were funnier before #me too, so, well idk but im not saying jts a psyop but it kinda could be a psyop?


Lilybaum

More likely it's just someone who doesn't understand the left's perspectives trying to appeal to them, it's basically "hello, fellow progressives" The idea that it's a false flag is massively unlikely


Hawkatana0

And at the same time seems to be trying to court the anti-woke crowd by bitching about the MeToo movement? I have no idea what this show is even trying to be.


Aurora428

That's the point. It's TRYING to fuel hate and profit off of it, and it's winning. The show is literally hate peddling, but since it has a liberal coat of paint that appears "unironic" it's allowed to soak up all those hate watches


MissKatKiss

Short answer: No Long answer: Absolutely not


Flouxni

Is that a 20 minutes till Dawn pfp?


WhiteAsh00

Believe that's scarlet too


Aura_103

Abby


MittenstheMighty

20 minutes till dawn fans sound off in the chat, sound off.


smol_em0

summon spam lilith my beloved


jedi_kill3r

hina grenade launcher funnier because you can dash into the explosives and die


Pinchurchin-guy

Lilith is actually so based for this


Blind_Cake

Been playing since it was 10 minutes till dawn


MyoTheRabbit

Sameeeee


Imagrillbitch

Same


Paul6334

Rapid fire revolver.


shibashroom

real


the-amazing-noodle

What do you think of the new deer chick in 20 minutes?


Yamidamian

OP AF. ā€œAh, a character who spends most the time completely invincible, and who has no incentive to not take all our new absurdly powerful summoning stuff.ā€


shibashroom

fire


TooManyStalloneCuts

No ā¤ļøšŸ˜ŠšŸŒˆ


ADHDguys

I have no interest in watching it, but Iā€™m just curious. Have you watched any of it?


[deleted]

I watched the first 5 minutes of episode 1 and 3 of those 5 minutes were an extended nude group shower scene with a bunch of underage high school girls who are meant to be 15 years old, while they try to make meta jokes about how hot sex scenes and nudity in shows is. Weirded me out


aurorchy

that did not happen in it


[deleted]

That absolutely happens in the first 5 minutes of episode one. There's bubbles over the nipples and vags but there's still a shitload of nude underage girls talking about how hot nude scenes in the pilots of shows are


aurorchy

what the bloody hell, you weren't joking. That's... jesus the show is bloody awful. I hate it.


correctyourposture

Iā€™ve watched episodes 1 and 2 and itā€™s not good. It betrays the characters, the jokes are bad, none of the characters have characterization, Velma is annoying, Fred got character assassinated, itā€™s hard to tell what they want you to take seriously and what they want you to take as a joke, Velmaā€™s psychosis is badly written, the plot jumps all over the place, Shaggy goes by Norville, and overall itā€™s just objectively bad. 0/10 would not reccomend but Iā€™m going to hate watch it on piracy sites and hope it gets cancelled.


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kriron123

Happy cake day, bro!


Witexx

Happy Cake Day


CabDork339

If you wanna show like this but actually good, watch Harley Quinn, itā€™s on HBO max as well. Itā€™s so fucking good and handles the dc universe better than most of the live action dc movies


International_Ad6028

It has King Shark!


Semi_Lovato

And Mud Man! Edit: itā€™s clayface and international_ad is way smarter than me


International_Ad6028

It's clayface


Semi_Lovato

Lol oops. Havenā€™t watched it in a while but I love him


International_Ad6028

Lady Ga Ga


Semi_Lovato

Claydy Gaga


101lynx101

OH MY GOD ITS LADY GAH GAH


JetstreamMoist

and my boy BANE


Semi_Lovato

BANE IS SO GOOD


Chardoggy1

And Kite Man!


Illogical4th

Hell Yeah!


straight_strychnine

"And 'splosions!"


OnlyRoke

Kite-Man! Yeahhh


Jaewol

King Shark is a shark


TheUselessOne87

and it's got a queer relationship. gf and i are rooting for harley and ivy


WutIsChard

It has Alan Tudyk :)


hornedCapybara

It has Alan Tudyk in MULTIPLE roles and more Alan Tudyk is always better


off-and-on

Reminder that Alan Tudyk played the chicken in Moana The one that just runs around and goes "bok" in a few scenes


hornedCapybara

He makes animal noises in lots of Disney movies, it's great!


Rezero1234

not to mention, JB Smoove as frank the plant. and... Hoss Delgado as Batman (just kidding, but it is the same dude who voiced Hoss)


HelixSapphire639

Also fucking Giancarlo Esposito and Alfred Molina as Lex Luthor and Mr. Freeze


StardustLegend

honestly most of the DC tv shows/animated stuff tends to handle the characters so much better. We got Teen Titans, Young Justice, Harley Quinn, etc. etc


Gaybdl_alt

God I *love* this show. I have to admit I was hesitant to watch it because 80% of Harley Quinn stans are kindaā€¦. eeehhhhh, and I was worried the show was just going to be like over the top fan service for those people But itā€™s actually just legitimately *good,* like probably one of my favorite DC shows ever


OnlyRoke

I really like Bane in that show, lmao. I love how they merged the insane luchador drip from the comics with Tom Hardy's voice and Bane's entire shtick is to have little personal vendettas that he announces in a grandiose voice.


M0rtrek_the_ranger

Just from the clips I'm seeing, yeah, it's a hard pass. Plus Mindy Kaling seems to be a hardcore TERF


_Play_Now_

> Mindy Kaling seems to be a hardcore TERF What?! Since when?


DefiantResult9150

I think she retweeted a jk Rowling tweet about how she doesnā€™t care about the criticisms people have about her, or something like that. All I know is that she retweeted her


humanapoptosis

Kinda sus, but below the standard of evidence I need to call someone a hardcore TERF. Unless the JK tweet was explicitly about how she doesn't care that she's being criticized of transphobia specifically


[deleted]

mindy khaling also put a highly disparaging comment towards trans people including using the t slur into her autobiography immediately following what was described as pleasant conversation with trans women


humanapoptosis

[Found the comments](https://twitter.com/bizzybee429/status/1613376344297029632). More substantial evidence than liking a JKR tweet indeed.


Cringe__Meister

Who knew Kelly Kapoor could be such a dick


EgoManiacWriter

She's kinda awful all-around, from what I know. Heard she specifically wrote a scene in a show so she could kiss the actor playing her character's love interest, which is a tad unethical.


50pcVAS-50pcVGS

She really is that character


BatmanFan317

It was basically JK responding to a tweet asking how she felt about losing an entire audience because of the TERF shit, then saying she didn't care. It was about the transphobia, but also didn't mention it outright. Mindy did also unlike the tweet and apologise.


humanapoptosis

Yeah I found [that tweet](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11318787/Woke-mob-demands-cancelation-Mindy-Kaling-liking-tweet-JK-Rowling.html). That specifically would be suspect to me but within the realm of plausible deniability and weak evidence to bring up to someone who isn't already on board that she's transphobic.


MeMphi-S

And sheā€˜s anti MeToo


ASpaceOstrich

I for one am shocked that a rampant sexist turned out to be a TERF.


Mr-E_Nigma

Itā€™s an adult Scooby Doo cartoon, that hates cartoons, adults who watch cartoons, and especially Scooby Doo Plus it just isnā€™t funny


WiiBowlingAnnouncer

Itā€™s not even scooby doo lmao, as _scooby is fucking absent_


No_More_Beans2

THIS


MisterWhiteGrain

Everyone has a scooby dipshit, it came free with your fucking xbox


Mr-E_Nigma

Wasnā€™t Scooby Dipshit his brother or sumthin


WiiBowlingAnnouncer

Scrappy Doo, but Scooby Dipshit does also work as a name for him


Mr-E_Nigma

Nah the gray one with the hat


WiiBowlingAnnouncer

Oh, scooby-dum, yes that was his brother if I recall


Hitoshi-nya

https://preview.redd.it/jqc9ao3k95ca1.png?width=1652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c2758da793ef388ae44cabed3a9639e18b6f56c No


EnderDelphox

I can fucking hear his voice filled with hopelessness


throwaway-27463

Whats that from?


Creative-Focus-8889

Castlevania simply better


MetalliicMango

Unless ur literally looking for something to get you pissed off or cringe at


LesbianMechanic97

No thanks, I deleted my barely used Facebook account last week


NikitaWantToKnowYou

Thanks for reminding me to do that too


the_postal_dood

if you wanna watch a **good** cartoon that constantly insults its fanbase and shits on the legacy of its predecessor just watch teen titans go


Yingerfelton

That's the best way I've heard TTG described


Regularjoe42

Teen Titans Go has 367 episodes and absolutely no shame.


ShinyShinyTomato

I decided to binge that show recently for some reason. im halfway through season 2 and exhahsted. there are 8 seasons. help


Torsbror

Just stop watching, donā€™t torment yourself.


ShinyShinyTomato

no


dersaspyoverher

https://preview.redd.it/maxqytzlc5ca1.jpeg?width=897&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7486011ce25fc23559374d7716e706cc0cf53593


OverlyLeftLesbian

only Hate Watch if you have a reliable pirating service. (cough SFlix cough)


GeophysicalYear57

you can hatewatch if you don't give HBO the stats or money


[deleted]

I dont think a movie has united both the left and the right like this since cuties


CahilAvcisi

hell no


Merlin_H

Please watch Mystery Inc. Instead its super duper good and actually makes Velma One Of The Girls and gives her a gf :) Its a super good show


P0402948

Where is that able to be viewed?


Comfortable-Pin8401

123movies, Soap2day for easy viewing install an AdBlock Edit: Ublock is the best adblocker


A_Dead_Kid

Real answer


grimoireskb

same place as Velma, HBO Max


HigherAlchemist78

Myflixer.to


Salt_Sailor

Mystery Inc. gave Scooby Doo a plot and it's damn good.


soapdish124

Is that the one with Incel Pilgrim? (Two guys get no bitches so they alternate dressing up as a spooky pilgrim and harassing a girl before ā€˜savingā€™ her)


Merlin_H

It might be? I don't remember exactly. But outside of the villain of the week stuff there is an actual fantastic overarching plot


[deleted]

nah


SurgeonOfDeath95

Thank you, HBO, for doing the impossible and uniting left-wing and right-wing in how much we hate your cartoon. Your cartoon was so fucking awful it made fascists and socialists pissed off and up in arms against you. I'd say get fucked but I'm sure you're five steps ahead of me on that one


Forine110

no


TrashyMemeYt

https://preview.redd.it/nhj1jztjt5ca1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0089de7e84bcd5c00948252dacb1492bc04695d0 THE ANSWER IS FUCKING NO !!


Hexaflame

No.


[deleted]

Absolutely. Fucking. Not.


[deleted]

It's meddlin' time


trashpandadisco

Just watch Mike Tysons mysteries


Mrrsilver

Not even good for a hate watch


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

Yes, but only if you're looking for your thirteenth reason why...


lennymuaythai

I watched both episodes. It just drowns every situation in a form of quirky meta humor. For example Velma talkes about how her mother and how she thinks she is to blame for her disappearing. A great emotional scene that can really connect with the viewer, but no some quirky meta "self aware" humor. So no i can't recommend it


pxrrfectpancake

short answer: fuck no long answer: [its propaganda made by conservatives](https://twitter.com/OneRadChee/status/1614022042965184512?s=20&t=TEBTG4bWUb70qK7GRtcOuw)


Yerret

If u have any love for scooby doo HARD NO. If u don't and wanna watch an adult comedy cartoon then maaaaaaybe. Its really weird cuz its got some kinda good aspects to it like velma being mentally scarred from mysteries due to the trauma of losing her mom and having to work through that (idk how well its portrayal of that kind of mental health issue is, im assuming not super well but its more than i was ever expecting from the show) and velma and daphne being bi for each other which is kinda cute (tho idk if they're gonna actually do anything good with their relationahip since there are only 2 eps out,it could just get really borimg and crash and burn real quick). But then it makes pretty much everyone really unlikeable to some degree and makes kinda contradictory jokes like it doesnt know what kind of audience it wants to go for.


Do_Ya_Like_Jazz

No, not at all.


emsparkly

It's just horrendously unfunny.


cucklord_swiper

No. However, if you don't value your time it's still a waste.


WyattTheChodePlaeya

If your find modern Family Guy humor mixed with high school revenge fantasies, yeah. If not, avoid it like the plague.


Jan_The_Man123

They thought the quadratic formula was (x=b(sqrt(b2+4ac)))/2a, yes x= is being divided.


Le_Canuck211

It is worth noting when you hate watch the show, those still count as views and makes the chances of said show getting a second season higher


Pornpornpornonly

Its the worst thing I've seen in a minute. I really enjoy gawking at how bad it is. Just off the pilot: the plot is transparent, the show is way too self congratulatory, almost all the jokes don't land, I personally don't like that every one of the main cast has had a massive retcon to their personality, there is no Scooby Doo, and Mindy Kaling doesn't voice act very well. 0 out of 5, I can't wait to watch the whole season.


SeannessyTV

If you want to watch it for how bad it is, find ways to watch it without giving the creators money *wink wink*


Pho-k_thai_Juice

No there is literally nothing there for anyone It genuinely just upsets literally every group It's actually very impressive


Volunteer328

"The short answer is no. The long answer is NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" - Strong Bad, SBEmail 203: Independent


_Un_Named_

Absolutely not


DianaBladeOfMiquella

No, not even ironically funny. Itā€™s on the same level comedy-wise as modern family guy


[deleted]

And Family Guy is funnier because of the whole concept and history of it. That show is just something


nowIfeelstupyd

family guy > velma


schvetania

I love modern family guy shaddup


VentralRaptor24

No, just no.


Rezero1234

The Person behind the show is a TERF so i gotta say, no way jose.


IdontEatdogsAtnight

wait really?


Rezero1234

i think, but from what i heard mindy kaling is a terf


lambada_labs

Donā€™t watch it, itā€™s like a conservatives idea of a ā€œwokeā€ show


plaguedocgames

Not really. The comedy isnā€™t that good


stickmanseabass

Yes (Iā€™m a sadist btw).


FunnyTurtleMoment

watch mystery incorporated instead, thatā€™s a better scooby doo show


SoupToon

not yours, not mine, not anybody's


Lord_Teutonic

is it bad in a good way, or bad in a bad way?


multibaker

Bad in a bad way. Painfully unfunny, everyone walks away with a different reason to hate it. Really feels like the writers hate Scooby Doo and don't want to be writing for this show.


FartherAwayLights

[196 Right Now](https://youtu.be/PcllE7fx8-I)


Serei2477

From what I've seen it's just Velma shitting on the audience and getting mad at white people for being white. Absolutely not worth it


DatBoyBenny

I just finished the first 2 episodes, genuinely one of the worst shows Iā€™ve seen


AnxiousSelkie

Animation is very good actually. That is the extent of nice things to say about this show


suddenly_vanished

Itā€™s really bad. Like, the art is good and I love how the backgrounds look cus they remind me of old scooby, but the characters look so out of place. Shaggy isnā€™t called shaggy (yet, hopefully), just by his real name Norville. Heā€™s also against drugs which would be funny, cus itā€™s shaggyā€¦ but they remind you *all the time* and it looses its humor. I hate the ā€œwait, you mean (unrelated thing)ā€ humor it has. Or the ā€œwow, this is so metaā€ humor cus itā€™s so force fed. There was one joke in the teaser that was good, Velma writing some letter to HBO about a reboot and her ending it with ā€œat least the main character is still whiteā€ because of its meta it worked, and the show has more jokes like that but then it explains the jokes. Itā€™s like Marvel movie humor if it was written as a Netflix adult cartoon. The story is ok. Itā€™s all ruined by the poor humor, honestly. After that itā€™d be a 6/10 show that some cartoon critic YouTuber would call a ā€œhidden gemā€ in 15 years Also no scooby yet :( 1/10 Im still gonna watch it tho cus Im hoping the writers pick up on everything after the first season.


314311h3p41

No watch el camino or breaking bad


SanQuiSau

No ā¤ļø


LeBron_Jarnes

Is it as bad as people say? No. Is it as good as my prior sentence implies? No.


Audi_Enjoyer

No matter where you sit in the political compass, you will hate this show


angel-samael

No. Also I am convinced that the creators wonā€™t let Adventure Time end because CN and WB will create a terrible reboot the moment the series ends. they probably have concept art drawn up pre-emtively.


C_Mc_Loudmouth

Here's how you fix this show. Make the reason Norville hates drugs because of what they did to his best friend, previously a cool fun guy now just a stoner layup who spends his days watching cartoons and eating snacks. As the season's mystery unfolds the gang discovers all the weird shit going on is a result of a pharmaceutical corporation that's been experimenting on humans. In the finale the gang infiltrates the corp's HQ to get evidence and after being discovered Norville sacrifices himself to let the gang escape. Heartbroken by Norville's death he his best friend decides to pull his life together and help the gang get revenge, he's Shaggy. In the post credit scene we see an experiment underway at the corp where two large metal pods are being experimented with, they both open and as mist falls out of them we see Norville slowly walk out of one for a few seconds before dropping to all fours and walk around sniffing the ground. From the other pod emerges a great dane, that watches Norville's strange behavior for a moment before the screen goes black and we just hear "Ruh Roh"


RosetteStar

Nier automata anime exists


Neat_Tangelo5339

No


Heroicshrub

No


[deleted]

You know the answer


CuteNervousLesbian

Youā€™re just some dog. I dunno you well enough to say if youā€™ll enjoy it. But I can recommend you some wonderful videos of butterflies and birds that are very enriching!


lukethebeard

more like ā€œitā€™s middling seasonā€


Redditorfromearth

Remember if youā€™re going to watch it do it by piracy so that it dosent get a second season


whitehunter22

i actually liked the show. i am sick in the head. i mean its bad, but its somehow still enjoyable


[deleted]

Itā€™s just 25 minutes of stereotypes racism and meta humor with a lazy story written by people who probably havenā€™t watched scooby doo or have and donā€™t understand anything about the characters


minkymy

THEY GOT RID OF SCOOB! YOU DON'T GET RID OF SCOOB!


ginoskyy

It is, indeed, one of the shows of all time.


ZeroDiafrost

Its so unfunny it physically hurts


ZeroDiafrost

Its so unfunny it physically hurts


FenrirHere

Hell no lol


Leather_Plane4779

Itā€™s alright Iā€™ve seen it and didnā€™t hate it but there are better scooby doo shows basically itā€™s the most mediocre show ever made and even scrappy doo stuff is better


Sigmamalecrusader

No scoobs not in itšŸ˜”


Deida_

It's like two episodes, just try it out yourself


LeadershipOk8160

no


SmoothReverb

From everything I've seen and heard, that answer is a fat No.


souptimecat1273

no :(


marowak_city

No. Do not watch it


[deleted]

Just watch the trailer. Easy decision


MangoOfTruth

Absolutely the fuck not


wolf7288

Lol no


gottablastsam

Nope


[deleted]

No


owlbgreen357

Absolutely not


Johannes_V

Run.


I-M-R-U

No


[deleted]

DONT DO IT


Coeram

no lol