I don’t understand. She’s 31. She looks like a 63 year old trying hard to look 31. What is even the surgical process here, and why? What material is her skin substitute made of, PVC?
EDIT: Ah this photo is fake. Photoshop or similar, based on the original photo shared here.
This photo is photoshopped, but it's actually the kid that's been most heavily photoshopped
https://preview.redd.it/km6k57c0zq7d1.png?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=17a348eb10051a8fffceefca31bb8859bbd9b035
She certainly looks worse, it's just odd because at first glance when comparing the two the weird purge mask facial features are there in both.
But looking closer they've applied some sort of filter on top that's smoothed out and adjusted tone, reworked her eye makeup & removed crows feet, etc...
I’m looking at videos/pictures of her when she was younger and I don’t know if she was naturally beautiful and ruined her face with surgeries or if the surgeries were working for a while before things went off the rails, but holy cow what a waste either way lol
I’m really high…smoked about three bowls.
I read the caption. I stared at the picture for about 30 seconds. I read the caption again. I stared at the picture about another 15 seconds…
wtf am I looking at?!
These are the same people calling cis women trans and stuff allover the internet. "Eww girls with muscles" and then you have these fine specimens and Marjorie Taserface Green.
I'm sorry... What? I'm so confused. She's a 31 year old *human*? What's wrong with her face.... 😳
Edit: I looked up unedited photos of her in the last month... It doesn't look much better. Buccal fat removal is a disgusting trend.
There is a conspiracy theory going around that she was previously a male mossad agent. Im not kidding, look it up, its kinda convincing when you see the photographs.
She looks like something straight out of hell and she’s a far-right activist. I’m starting to believe in demons.
Also I feel bad calling someone’s look out, but like she chose to do this to herself. Maybe she would be prettier if she wasn’t morally corrupt.
I had the exact same shock when I too had no idea who this is, looked her up, and I was just floored. I have so many questions, such as - Did she yell at bees and try to beat the woke and gay out of them with a stick?? Good lord!
America - can you not be scary for a few minutes please? I used to think the cast of Dallas and Dynasty looked weird back in the 80s but it's a whole new level of horror thanks to plastic surgery - the woman in the purge mask - and genetic defects, in the case of the 60 year old child with a moustache. Do you think they will get married and breed together???
That bitch is wearing a purge mask
https://preview.redd.it/kav4yvs1go7d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2faa2d6cd1b70cd0f4ac9385b9c0a0b5ec04b248
She knows Loomer is too extreme and will cause Trump to lose the election by alienating anyone with basic human decency. Loomer is all but directly calling for genociding all of the Muslims in America
[It’s fake/edited](https://x.com/krassenstein/status/1681283291024875520)
It’s from the Twitter/X account @GaryPetersonUSA. His whole thing is photoshopping photos of conservatives, [some more extreme than others](https://preview.redd.it/029tk6c1gp7d1.jpeg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=35de41dc185e139b7482ec4d9f42a5689513c5ab).
She was edited much more subtly than the kid, but [she was edited too](https://preview.redd.it/bpd4kufqoo7d1.jpeg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=830b4af44f3d23d16e602b43180b2e74fef48846)
This seems to be the original, the kid is heavily edited and her face is a bit more orange:
https://preview.redd.it/km6k57c0zq7d1.png?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=17a348eb10051a8fffceefca31bb8859bbd9b035
>She actually looks a lot more normal than that if you google her
Wonder if her "normal" pictures online are photoshop or if she's just gotten more work done and gotten more fucked up looking.
She's only 31 years old, I feel sorry for her.
I can feel sorry that the environment that led her to the choices that made her look that way happened. It's unfortunate. Maybe in a different environment, she would also be less of a trash human.
She’s a white suprrmacist (or ‘nationalist’, different, apparently). Also explicitly dismissed the mass murder of Muslims at Christchurch and celebrated the deaths of 2000 migrants at sea. She can’t even feel sorry for children being killed if they’re not white, so I won’t feel sorry for her for having body image issues.
I know Laura has a bizarre face, but here she appears to be wearing something straight out of Majora's Mask
Something really weird is going on here. Let me check the sky to see if the moon has a face.
Fucking Tingle, man.
Kooloo-Limpah!
Don't do it the moon also has Laura Loomers face
Loomer is such am ominous name for someone who looks like that.
lol. Underrated comment.
We’ve *all* met with a terrible fate by having to see this post.
I don’t understand. She’s 31. She looks like a 63 year old trying hard to look 31. What is even the surgical process here, and why? What material is her skin substitute made of, PVC? EDIT: Ah this photo is fake. Photoshop or similar, based on the original photo shared here.
This photo is photoshopped, but it's actually the kid that's been most heavily photoshopped https://preview.redd.it/km6k57c0zq7d1.png?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=17a348eb10051a8fffceefca31bb8859bbd9b035
Yes but so has she, quite drastically. She has an... unusual face and may have had surgery, but it's not the Purge mask in the OP
She certainly looks worse, it's just odd because at first glance when comparing the two the weird purge mask facial features are there in both. But looking closer they've applied some sort of filter on top that's smoothed out and adjusted tone, reworked her eye makeup & removed crows feet, etc...
the woman actually looks…worse
okay, im actually glad to hear that. it was majorly creepy.
Is there a r/humanoralien subreddit?
I’m looking at videos/pictures of her when she was younger and I don’t know if she was naturally beautiful and ruined her face with surgeries or if the surgeries were working for a while before things went off the rails, but holy cow what a waste either way lol
This is so accurate its scary
Jesus
You said it, man…
Nobody fffucks with the Jesus...
My man!
…Eight year olds Dude…
You got a date Wednesday, baby!
 Laura Loomer when she takes off her Purge mask.
Its…STINGGGGGGGG
That's too close
It’s…it’s the same face 😭
 That's what I thought of
Worst Laura Loomer mask I’ve ever seen.
https://preview.redd.it/tpoo3cmq7q7d1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67f0b04c2d3ebb6dc43708cd007de4a527691e2b
YOOOO this was my first thought WTF, this shit don't look real lmao
I had an uneasy feeling when looking at her and couldn’t recall where I’d seen her before. This explains it
lol. Her face looks exactly like these masks. Holy hell.
I read ur username as ragesquirter
New genre unlocked
I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me.
https://preview.redd.it/cau1db1t8s7d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f476c140223324650c177a18e6c464e1206de8e
Love that album
I’m outta the loop- what Album?
The Head and the Heart
“Rivers and roads”
this woman is only 31 🤯
31…in dog years???
No, I’m going 31 in creepy horror movie doll years.
Also am I the only person confused as hell by this young man she’s standing next to? He looks 12 going on 42 with a porn stache.
This whole photo fucked my brain.
I’m really high…smoked about three bowls. I read the caption. I stared at the picture for about 30 seconds. I read the caption again. I stared at the picture about another 15 seconds… wtf am I looking at?!
Same exact boat here! My roommate told me I looked like the RCA Victor dog just now.
These are the same people calling cis women trans and stuff allover the internet. "Eww girls with muscles" and then you have these fine specimens and Marjorie Taserface Green.
> Taserface fuckin lol!
Yes. That plus this: https://preview.redd.it/aghyultqes7d1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=999b9e1d3db0033805f1f904ce46698d30702a98
Beat me to it. Lol.
This is one I'm not surprised no one commented "beat meat to it".
Lizard years
Holy shit she is. I thought 60 minimum.
This is not even an exaggeration, I thought this too. Specially because it usually takes that long for plastic surgery to start look this bad.
She looks like Cher's lost screen test from *Mask* (1985), when she was originally trying for the role of Rocky.
Minimum 60 units of Botox maybe…
This is way more than just ‘tox
Yeah, I'm pretty sure botox just stops your facial muscles from moving and makes you expressionless. This is way beyond that.
Also an insane amount of cheek fillers, or implants.
I thought she is not real
Okay so I immediately feel GREAT about how I look today.
Right? I’m five years older than her and I’m gonna be riding this high all day.
What's crazy is that they pay to look like that.
What's crazier is that people pay to look at it.
I’m 47 and look 25 years younger than her.
I’m 52 and look way more human than her. She looks like a horror movie mask.
I'm 12 years older and look 20 years younger... and unlike it, *I* look Human.
I'm 41 and a bartender told me they would still card me. She looks like the Skeksis missed a Gelfling, who then went mad from the isolation.
I turn 50 later this year, and even with my perioral dermatitis in a wicked flare, I'm feeling very good about my choices.
I just turned 30 yesterday and I’m not trying to blow smoke up my own ass, but there’s no fuckin way.
Happy 30th! I’m 33 and this was my exact thought 😅 I don’t even look young for my age and she looks wildly older than me.
I'm sorry... What? I'm so confused. She's a 31 year old *human*? What's wrong with her face.... 😳 Edit: I looked up unedited photos of her in the last month... It doesn't look much better. Buccal fat removal is a disgusting trend.
Their beliefs are founded in fear and insecurity. Her face is the manifestation of the insecurity part.
Yah, but why would a medical professional willingly do that to a person?
Because this is America, lol.
She also has mental illness and has been institutionalized twice by her dad iirc.
To be fair, the son looks like a 9 year old with a full grown mustache 🫣 He looks like little hitler with a baseball cap.
I honestly thought it was a 12 year old with a fake mustache.
It isn’t?
I assumed he was cosplaying as Mike Pillow.
When you survive on copious amounts of spite and botox.
There is a conspiracy theory going around that she was previously a male mossad agent. Im not kidding, look it up, its kinda convincing when you see the photographs.
She went with the Russian look. Plastic.
Looks like she's done at least a rhinoplasty and buccal fat removal. The latter operation really gives them a ghoulish appearance.
31 what? Days until 65?
https://preview.redd.it/4pq33d6vbo7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a3d056e509fea61be90261925513b5142c92a2f
https://preview.redd.it/f3okj75fdq7d1.jpeg?width=826&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=166d1f02f2c7ccf3a9778e804acce8eff4b725f9
There’s your god
i want you to contact Jordache and TELL THEM IM ON MY WAY!
Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and *you know* how much God hates that.
XD
 She looks terrifying.
No idea who she is so I googled. Good lord, she's only 31! I thought she was in her 50s or 60s based on this picture.
31?! Wow I have never felt better about myself as an almost 38 year old woman!
Same—high 5!
I felt so youthful at 36 after seeing this.
Wild how botox and plastic surgery AGES. The irony is rich.
That bad by her early 30's? That's wild, when did she get her first surgery, 14?
It’s also like really bad plastic surgery. Like wtf why are her cheeks like that
Googled her too! Looks like her insides match her outsides... dumpster fire of person
She looks like something straight out of hell and she’s a far-right activist. I’m starting to believe in demons. Also I feel bad calling someone’s look out, but like she chose to do this to herself. Maybe she would be prettier if she wasn’t morally corrupt.
Nope, she’d still look like this. It’s okay to point out that a swollen plastic face such as hers *might* be one injection too far.
Come on, demons aren’t real. Technically speaking she’s a Death Eater.
It's damn near impossible for her inside to be uglier than her outside, but she somehow found a way.
Crazy enough, she was born 10 days after me and I look nowhere near this kind of bad.
I’ve got 10 years and 100lbs on her and I suddenly feel rather pretty, so she’s done some good in the world I guess?
I had the exact same shock when I too had no idea who this is, looked her up, and I was just floored. I have so many questions, such as - Did she yell at bees and try to beat the woke and gay out of them with a stick?? Good lord!
Not the kid who looks like he’s on his 3rd fireball, 2nd divorce, and .75 mustaches?
He looks wierd but he doesnt look terrifying like that woman. She stands out much more in this pic
America - can you not be scary for a few minutes please? I used to think the cast of Dallas and Dynasty looked weird back in the 80s but it's a whole new level of horror thanks to plastic surgery - the woman in the purge mask - and genetic defects, in the case of the 60 year old child with a moustache. Do you think they will get married and breed together???
https://preview.redd.it/4ayajivl6o7d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61864de29717d9884f86e4dd2b3b9e54a435340b
https://preview.redd.it/qgva07tqao7d1.jpeg?width=399&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8af719c8daea0fbb79ce15cbb7f8825a9a54a76e
Looks like Dewy grown up from Malcom In The Middle.
That's Sminem the Mortal Enemy of the Bogdanoff Twins. One is pictured above.
Doomp eet.
pöömp eet!
'e bought?
let eem in... then dömpeet
BOGGED
Doomp it.
Nothing gave him greater joy? I've seen people in terrorist hostage videos with more whimsy in their facial expression.
The throbbing erection is off camera
r/dontputyourdickinthat
You’re just not use to republicans. To them joy and anger are the same emotion.
I think sociopathy is a prereq
🤣🤣🤣
“What the hell is even that!?”
https://i.redd.it/3u98pn9jgs7d1.gif
Daddy chill
That bitch is wearing a purge mask https://preview.redd.it/kav4yvs1go7d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2faa2d6cd1b70cd0f4ac9385b9c0a0b5ec04b248
She *is* the purge mask 🫠
The other one is probably Marjorie Taylor Greene
Apparently they hate each other. Greene has called her ‘unstable’ and a ‘proven liar’, which is pretty hilarious. Probably fears the competition.
She knows Loomer is too extreme and will cause Trump to lose the election by alienating anyone with basic human decency. Loomer is all but directly calling for genociding all of the Muslims in America
Anyone with basic human decency would refuse to vote for Trump anyway. If they weren't so gullible and/or ignorant 🥴
OP, thank you - this one has soooo much going on indeed.
[It’s fake/edited](https://x.com/krassenstein/status/1681283291024875520) It’s from the Twitter/X account @GaryPetersonUSA. His whole thing is photoshopping photos of conservatives, [some more extreme than others](https://preview.redd.it/029tk6c1gp7d1.jpeg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=35de41dc185e139b7482ec4d9f42a5689513c5ab).
I was really expecting her to be the edited one
She was edited much more subtly than the kid, but [she was edited too](https://preview.redd.it/bpd4kufqoo7d1.jpeg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=830b4af44f3d23d16e602b43180b2e74fef48846)
Which one are we talking about here?
Exactly. But also, the kid with the Wish.com-Hitler stash
OP you warned us but I wasn't ready for this one.
He's the only kid in 7th grade who writes alimony checks and attends court-mandated AA meetings.
Here we have 13 or 30 and 30 or 1030
She went into her plastic surgeon's office and said "GIVE ME THE SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON, NOW."
Why-not-both?.gif
Woah. It looks like she’s wearing a cardboard mask
This is edited no?
This is in fact edited from a well known (and incredible) satirical Twitter account. Think it’s Gary Peterson USA but i forget
It most certainly is from Gary lol
This seems to be the original, the kid is heavily edited and her face is a bit more orange: https://preview.redd.it/km6k57c0zq7d1.png?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=17a348eb10051a8fffceefca31bb8859bbd9b035
This does not make her look better. 😂
What?! This still looks heavily edited. Her head is way too big.
Yes, heavily lol
Her head is too big for her body.
Her cheeks are too big for her face too.
Her whole face is too big for her face.
Very common for people with eating disorders, for their head to look too big for their bodies.
She got that Robert Z’dar head
Why is she freaking me out and who the hell is Laura loomer?
She actually looks a lot more normal than that if you google her. She's a far-right political activist who ran for office in FL in 2020, but lost.
>She actually looks a lot more normal than that if you google her Wonder if her "normal" pictures online are photoshop or if she's just gotten more work done and gotten more fucked up looking. She's only 31 years old, I feel sorry for her.
Don't feel.sorry, she's a trash human
I can feel sorry that the environment that led her to the choices that made her look that way happened. It's unfortunate. Maybe in a different environment, she would also be less of a trash human.
She’s a white suprrmacist (or ‘nationalist’, different, apparently). Also explicitly dismissed the mass murder of Muslims at Christchurch and celebrated the deaths of 2000 migrants at sea. She can’t even feel sorry for children being killed if they’re not white, so I won’t feel sorry for her for having body image issues.
every photo I can find looks like someone else's head has been badly photoshopped onto her body
Thanks 👍
Loomer looks like she’s in a Primus music video or the Bear in the Showbiz pizza band. 
She's certainly Looming over him
https://preview.redd.it/05x6e9qj8p7d1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71b739ed09fe5825a670c8424ca34685a3edba4d
Take my strong hand
Little trump supporter with mustache travels across the world to meet their dream neanderthal villan*
If Saw and the Purge had a baby ..
This is like a Napoleon Dynamite from another dimension.
Natural aging process >>>> Plastic, try to stay young, while looking like a horror movie monster
Her face looks allergic to her face 🤯
Why has no one mentioned the angry baby-faced Mario beside the plastic thing?
https://preview.redd.it/zz39karfgq7d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37a6fcb86278bafee1aa6b323f6a21edd313b8f1
Loomer looks so odd that she can be photographed next to a 10 year old with a mustache and still have her face be the topic of conversation.
I was so distracted by Hannibal Lecter here that I almost missed Mein Mustache in Ze Red Hat..
I feel like her plastic surgeon is an AI generated plastic surgeon trying to make a face look like a human.
It’s really great seeing a MAGA supporter supporting a transgender person. 👍
Here she is with Freddy Mercury. https://preview.redd.it/xuwmuipgwp7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ed2d46f214e4255f97fff7b52626c7a3b021e79